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Sunday, January 12, 2014

smells like bacon

There are some amazing cops out there for sure -- those who've helped me up when I've slipped on the street during a rainy day, those who've given warnings instead of tickets, those who've smiled and wished me a good day.

But let's be frank, there are just as many that - high or drunk on power - make it a point to puff out their chests and never fail to remind you who's got the key. Because, you know, they're in charge. Luckily, you can't actually get arrested talking back so I've escaped most of my negative police interactions relatively unscathed. And it's not as if I do anything to provoke police, usually.

There was that one time I got yelled at by police after sneaking past security tape surrounding the Hilton Ahmadinejad was staying during the 2009 UN General Assembly.  The NYPD wouldn’t let protesters get any closer to the Hilton than a space across across the street behind a metal barricade. The Hilton was surrounded by police officers, members of the IRI’s entourage, metal barricades, and two enormous garbage trucks, which effectively shut down the entire street.

It also effectively sparked the contrarian in me.

Because, you know, there's always more you can do to piss someone off.

So I snuck past the barriers with a messenger bag full of stickers I then proceeded to plaster across the bus stop in front of the Hilton. The agents standing outside the Hilton glared at me, pursed their lips, looked me up and down, eyeballed my stickers, shook their heads... I smiled at them graciously, offering them stickers demanding the UN hold Ahmadinejad accountable for human rights abuses. I even shook the hand of one of the agents, while he stared at my horrified.

Apparently the NYPD didn't appreciate this act of defiance against the new order dictator, because they politely requested I take my stickers and leave. As I ducked under the security tape, it started to rain. Torrentially. Down-pouredly. But I was so adrenaline filled I don't think I noticed for a few minutes.

I skipped happily away from the Hilton, back to the other protesters across the street, in my tiered black skirt, bright green "Free Iran" shirt, and same messenger bag. I felt lighter as I re-joined the group, maybe because I'd indulged the feelings of resistance. Or maybe, and more probably, because I'd used up the stickers in my bag.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Somebody Kill Me

NEW YORK -- The production company behind "The Jersey Shore" is looking for Persian-Americans.

495 Productions and Doron Ofir Casting have announced that they're casting a "Persian version" of the MTV hit reality show about young Italian-Americans partying at the beach.

The casting call, which Gawker.com first reported, seeks applicants who are 21 or older, "appear younger than 30 and are outrageous, outspoken and a proud Persian-American."

A spokesman for 495 Productions didn't reply to questions about whether the show had any TV network deal.

"The Jersey Shore" is in production for a second season. Numerous attempts have been undertaken to mimic it, including a Russian-American version set in Brooklyn's Brighton Beach that doesn't yet have distribution.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/08/AR2010040803480.html


And if that's not enough to scare you, then please just spend a minute looking at the below. Eye bleach not included.



Actually, I can't leave you with that. Eye bleach below:

Bitch got punched!

Update
Looks like them Russians are trying it too.

http://www.popcrunch.com/brighton-beach-brooklyn-plotting-jersey-shore-inspired-russian-reality-show/